It’s been 24 hours since I signed up for OkCupid. What have I learned so far? Not a lot. But it’s fun to make blanket assumptions about men of a certain region based simply on their online profiles and the lame message they send…
- All men in Alaska have beards or have had beards at some point in the last year
- The only men in Anchorage who don’t have beards are in the military
- 50-60% of the men on OkCupid in Anchorage have children
- 85% of the men in Anchorage snowboard
- 67% of the men in Anchorage have invisible chins–and not just because of their beards
- 73% of the men in Anchorage who are on OkCupid are in the military, either active duty or reserves
- 9% of men think they will get a date if they start by insulting you
- 3% of men think they will get a date if they call you sexy based on your profile pictures
- 1% of men are offended that I said, “if you date me, I will probably blog about you.”
- 99% of men write way too much in their online profile.
