The top 10 things I have learned about Anchorage guys in the last 24 hours

It’s been 24 hours since I signed up for OkCupid. What have I learned so far? Not a lot. But it’s fun to make blanket assumptions about men of a certain region based simply on their online profiles and the lame message they send…

  1. All men in Alaska have beards or have had beards at some point in the last year
  2. The only men in Anchorage who don’t have beards are in the military
  3. 50-60% of the men on OkCupid in Anchorage have children
  4. 85% of the men in Anchorage snowboard
  5. 67% of the men in Anchorage have invisible chins–and not just because of their beards
  6. 73% of the men in Anchorage who are on OkCupid are in the military, either active duty or reserves
  7. 9% of men think they will get a date if they start by insulting you
  8. 3% of men think they will get a date if they call you sexy based on your profile pictures
  9. 1% of men are offended that I said, “if you date me, I will probably blog about you.”
  10. 99% of men write way too much in their online profile.

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